Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”
keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer
Wtf spiders do it too?!
Now I know how to lead a spider out of my house. Noted for future reference
Jimmy you dumb fuck
How is it possible to like the worst people for you? How is it that they can easily walk out of your life or kick them out but yet soon as they walk back in those emotions just flood back to you. Why do we miss the people that treat us badly? - BECAUSE THIS IS A FUCKED UP WORLD THAT NO ONE WILL EVER BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT.
I JUST LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTES IVE ONLY EVER SEEN HALF OF THIS PHOTO THE OTHER HALF MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER OMG